How’s this for a Monday morning? Trying to work your way through the day / incoming week ahead of you? Why not improve your day with a little ‘We’re gonna play a little game called who is my Daddy and what does he do?’, ‘My nipples are very sensitive,’ and ‘My horse is getting tired.’ The only reason to watch Batman and Robin is this man.
Not that one.
Well if there was any part of you that was still holding out hope that this movie would be about Conan O’Brian then you may finally put that to rest. The remake of the classic (I’m not sure that’s quite the right word) Arnie film is coming to cinemas thus August and as such the trailer campaign is now underway. The key difference this time around of course is that while the original Conan movies gave us the ever-so-slightly homoerotic adventures of an oiled up body builder who stabs people, this installment promises us the ever-so-slightly homoerotic adventures of an oiled up body builder who stabs people IN 3D!
And they say cinema’s run out of ideas.