Kung Fu Baby Kicks Stuffing out of CG Dragon Toy

Patrick Bovin is one talented mother lover – and the Drunken Mums is a great band name. But credit where credit’s due – where did this baby learn these kung fun moves?!

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Avengers: Black Widow kicks Ass as Whedon goes back to Buffy!

On the 11th April 2012 Marvel Entertainment release the Avengers in selected US cinemas. As such – we can expect a dearth of Avengers material released on the web – most likely replaced with reviews and fan material. Released a couple of days ago Scarlet Johansen is the first Avenger to be showcased in her own solo promo – if you don’t count Iron Man I and II, Agent Coulson’s one-shots and the first parts of the Thor and Captain America franchises. Where’s the Hawkeye and Maria Hill promo?

Regardless; Black Widow proves that ladies can kick some ass. In the hands of director Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Serenity (Firefly) which both centre on mistresses of the Kung Pow this was always likely!!

‘Airstrike Suck-arse!!’ Rocket Raccoon Joins Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3

Rocket Raccoon joins the throng of Capcom and Marvel Godheads that pummel each other as part of Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom and he’s a cockney wideboy!! Although it appears he shouts ‘Airstrike Suck-arse!’ just after kicking Chun-li’s teeth in which is odd, perhaps in an American attempt at a cockney accent, Rocket has been one of our favourite characters for ages and it’s good to see him bombing a wolf. Seems the Guardians of the Galaxy might be nothing without him but it would appear he’s a bit of a tw@t.

Whatever the reason behind Rocket coming from the mean streets of Tottenham and Bexley Heath it’s good to see that the universe’s primary defence against reality bending necromancers talks like a Pearly King after 15 pints and a gin in the ol’ Dog in Canning Town. When it comes to kick ass on a galactic level; send in the mammal who fashions himself on the Krays.