Total Recall is back (or is it an implant?)

Total Recall is back and the trailer gives almost as much away as the 1990 version. Looks like Paul Verhoeven’s psychedelic pre-Starship Troopers colour scheme is out the air tight window for the standard gun metal grey filter the future’s always in nowadays. And Harold of Harold and Kumar looks like he’s gone up in the world.

As the nation states Euromerica and New Shanghai vie for supremacy, a factory worker (Farrell) begins to suspect that he’s a spy, though he is unaware which side of the fight he’s on. Is it even on Mars?! Aw, Man…

For those of you still pining for the original here’s the 1990 version for you.

‘There is no toilet!!’: 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzennegger Quotes of All Time

How’s this for a Monday morning? Trying to work your way through the day / incoming week ahead of you? Why not improve your day with a little ‘We’re gonna play a little game called who is my Daddy and what does he do?’, ‘My nipples are very sensitive,’ and ‘My horse is getting tired.’ The only reason to watch Batman and Robin is this man.